Monday, December 26, 2011

Stupid Person 7

First of all... MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!  I know it's not politically correct anymore to say that, but guess what... I don't care.  That's right.  I think Happy Holidays is a crock. Say what you mean.  I'm not trying to offend anyone by saying that.  It's the holiday I celebrate.  If someone said to me Happy Kwanza.  Cool!  That's your holiday and I would wish you the same.  It is the holiday's after all... isn't it a time to be nice and accepting of ALL?!?  Which leads me to this...

I am the first to admit I have some road rage issues.  I know how to drive; I know how others are supposed to drive.  That being said...  the majority of people need to LEARN to drive.  Let me say this first...  Don't call it a speed limit.  It's not the limit on how fast you can go, it's how fast you're supposed to go.  That's right folks...  Drive the frickin' posted speed!!!!

So the other day I'm driving down the road and come to an intersection.  It's busy and it's a four way inersection.  Theres cars at every stop and a bus to my right.  It's the buses turn to go.  But because this thing is turning right and is so long it can't make the turn with the car in the turn lane, next to the lane it wants in... with me so far?  So the cars (theres two cars across from me, one going straight and one turning left in front of me) both go so the bus can make it's turn.  As the bus makes it's turn the car across from it (and on my left) goes straight through the intersection.  The bus, drives over the curb in an attempt to make the turn and proceeds on through the intersection.  Here comes the Jackwagon... right on cue.

Behind the bus is a little old man in a pick up truck.  As I'm pulling out from the stop, slowly so I can be behind the bus, this old Jackwagon decides he's too good for the stop sign and rolls right on through it, directly behind the bus and cutting me off!  I slam on my breaks and hit the horn.  The old Codger just looks at me like I'M the idiot.

The bus has an almost immediate stop to make and the old Jackwagon goes around him and I follow directly behind.  Now if what he's done wasn't bad enough... and I could have moved on, now that I've yelled inside my closed vehicle and sworn the guy to hell for being a jerk, but his Monster JACKWAGON does something monumentally stupid, yet again.  He proceeds to drive 25 miles per hour.  Now as I've explained this wouldn't be so bad if the speed was marked 25, but it's not.  It's marked 45 MPH.  That's right this idiot, who should have his license revoked for being stupid is going 20 miles below the posted speed.  Which just further pisses me off.  I couldn't believe this moron was driving on the road legally!  Man what a tool!

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