Stupid Person 10

So here I sit.  I had to work early today because my husband had a scheduling conflict.  C'est la vie is what I say.  Now this has been a particularly tough week because my  husband got called to work early.  And the reason he got called to work early is because of Stupid Person 10. 

This Jackwagon, who really wasn't doing anything wrong... oh wait... he was doing EVERYTHING wrong!  He stole a car.  That was just the start of his problems.  Then as he was joyriding around - in an old beat up pick up truck to boot - when he was pulled over by the cops.  And do you think this upstanding citizen just pulled over and took his lumps?!?  Of course not. That would be too easy.

Instead, he decides to try and run from the police. Like he's gonna get away from a polce officer in a beat up pickup truck.  So he runs and ends up driving over a curb and hitting another parked car.  But his escapades don't stop there.  He hits the car - twice and I'm not sure how he did that one! - and drives off the curb on continues on eluding.  And on a side note here... there is no "attempting" to elude a police officer.  You either do, or you don't. 

Then this Jackwagon tries to take a corner, a 90 degree corner, and SHOCKER, he looses control of the car.  But this guy can't just run into a pole, or a tree, or a fence.  No he has to run into a building.  And by into I mean INTO a building. He litterally goes in the front window.  He buries the whole truck into the front window. This poor flower shop, with Valentines Day two weeks away, now has a pick up truck in the front of their window.

And do you know why he ran?  Not because of the stolen truck.  Although that was one of the reasons.  The other one was this Jackwagon was carrying drugs.  Now I don't know how much or what kind, but either way it was drugs and he didn't want to get caught with them.  So maybe he should count as stupid person 10 and 11 for that one!